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Can everyone stop calling Jennifer Aniston pregnant already?

OMG, look! She has internal organs!


OMG, look! She has internal organs!



So Jennifer Aniston recently went to the Bahamas with her husband, Justin Theroux, and photographic evidence shows that they appeared to be having a lovely, fit-bodied time.

But then InTouch noted that the 47-year-old actress’s stomach was not 100 percent vertical and concluded yet again that she must be pregnant.

“She is not pregnant,” Aniston’s publicist, Stephen Huvane, snapped to Page Six, calling the claim “just yet another” false statement about Aniston’s reproductive state, which for decades has been the stuff of tabloid fodder.

Ladies, check out the photos online and tell me if you look anywhere near that skinny in a bikini. Then tell me if you’d like to be called pregnant if you did.

P.S. At the bottom of the Page Six item was a sponsered click-bait story about “32 Haunting Funeral Photos of Dead Celebrities” and that’s quite enough Internet for today.

[Last modified: Wednesday, June 15, 2016 6:27pm]


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